12 Days of sarcasm + savage truths about fat loss to 10x your consistency in 2026.

Because mocking your typical January weight loss bullshit is the best way to stop the sabotage.

Get called out, laugh it off, and finally stick with your fat loss plan longer than mid-January.

I’m dropping one video a day for 12 days.

Each one roasts a classic weight loss mistake we’ve all made.

You’ll learn why it doesn’t work — even if it sounded like a great idea at the time.

You can play along, earn points, and even win a free Habit Audit with me.

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See ya inside the roast.